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I'm tired.





That is all, folks.


for all of you.

~The Corporal

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NEWS TODAY
by Corporal Rodhurst

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You want laughs? I'll give you laughs. If you haven't laughed already. It's one of those great, big, gut-busting laughing fits that makes you want to cry inside and suck-start a 9 millimeter in front of a webcam after murdering a bunch of

college students. I'm pretty sure that most of our present-day crazed killers went off after reading the garbage that is occurring in the world today. So, without further ado, lock your weapons up, take a valium, and lets' check out a little of

the world's stupidity.
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What do Michael Jackson and the art industry have in common? As I've always firmly believed, NOTHING. Here, we have it - In Harlem, young black men are taking to the streets with spray cans in hands and are tagging portraits

of Michael, Dear Michael, everywhere they can. Apparently it's not enough to see his bleached, plasticized visage across every paper and tv screen and front page internet news source, we need to have the poor, deceased, abused

'lover' of little man-cubs all over public property. So much for respect - of which I haven't any - for the dead pedo - I mean POP - star. Jeffrey Fleishman of the New York Times says good ol' Mikey transcended boundaries. Heh. Heheh.

Hehehehehe. Like the age limit on gay sexual activity? I'm sure that transcended something, alright.
So much for fame.
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A Strange Altercation:
Mariah Carey is taking on Eminem in her new album - I find that rather ...lame. Two Caucasians who are known for their music in two traditionally African-American musical spheres, rap and 'soul'/hip-hop, 'battling' it through lyrics. Don't

we have enough racial strife without mixing and mocking the issue? I mean, it's kinda like watching a male transvestite make passionate love to a lesbian and calling it gay sex. Is it? Or isn't it? Now there's a question for today's culture

philosophers.
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Now Johnny, When Two Flu Strains Love Each Other Very Much....!?
The aging Mr. Human Flu Virus and the lovely porcine Ms. Swine Flu Virus have apparently gotten in between the sheets a few too many times without protection. Their illegitimate child was born recently, stronger than both, and with

none of their... never mind. The Nu Flu, as I'm calling it, was born in Canada. I'm going to agree with South Park - Blame Canada, damnable French wannabe's. Apparently it's worse than both. Lovely child. Can we glass Canada with a

nuke? I'm tired of getting quarantined when I fart in an airport. I try to tell them - it's just the beer pong methane from the night before.
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Wake Up, Obama - History Period's Important.
Apparently, he must have slept through it in high-school, because the news reports him as 'having been hopeful' about negotiations between US and Russian Federation. Dear Mr. Obama, do you remember the part where the Russians

never yield to political fondling? Even to a skilled fondler such as your honorable self? Negotiations should be carried out in a slightly less pussified manner when negotiating with a large, dumb, drunk nation who just so happens to be

in the habit of threatening people - and US - with nukes. If you act weak, Russia will stomp you. Remember Georgia?
Let's not be Georgia - the only thing I want nuked, bombed, or baked in my immediate vicinity is a hot-pocket meatball sub. And even then, I don't purposely rub my bollocks against the glass door of the microwave.

Well, biased though this may have been, it still had a few truths in it. And even if you don't agree, you still have to say it's kinda funny the way things have gone on lately. If you enjoyed my little rant, let me know. If you didn't,

BUGGER OFF. I don't care.

Cpl Rodhurst, signing off.

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[x] You know how to make a cup of coffe​e
[x] You keep track​ of dates​ using​ a calen​dar
[x] You own a credi​t/​debit​ card
[x] You know how to chang​e the oil in a car
[x] You'​ve done your own laund​ry
[x] You can vote in an elect​ion
[x] You can cook for yours​elf
[x] You think​ polit​ics are excit​ing
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 8

[ ] You have gotten suspened
[x] You show up for schoo​l late
[x] You alway​s carry​ a pen in your bag/p​urse​
[x] You'​ve never​ gotte​n a deten​tion
[x] You have forgo​tten your own birth​day at least​ once
[] You like to walk by yours​elf
[x] You know what credi​bilit​y means​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[x] You drink​ caffe​ine at least​ once a week
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 14

[x] You know how to do the dishe​s
[x] You can count​ to 10 in anoth​er langu​age
[x] When you say you'​re going​ to do somet​hing you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study​ when you HAVE to
[x] You have hand washe​d a car befor​e
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 19

[x] You can spell​ experience​​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[ ] The people at Glori​a Jeans​ know you by name
[x] The first​ thing​ you do when you wake up is smoke​ a cigar​ette
[x] You can go to the store​ witho​ut getti​ng somet​hing you don’t​ need
[x] You under​stand​ polit​ical jokes​ the first​ time they are said
[x] You can type prett​y quick​
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 24

[ ] Your only frien​ds are from your place​ of emplo​yment​
[x] You have reali​zed that no one will take you serio​usly unles​s you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills​ than you can pay
[x] You use the inter​net every​ day
[x] You have been outsi​de of Ameri​ca 1 or more times​
[x]​You make your own bed when you want to
TOTAL​: 28

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It's been so long since I wrote at all... I have thoughts and visions and dreams and such
It doesn't matter much, I think.
But throughout the trouble and disdain that lately has been my lingering bane with those around
I've found
Love, in the strangest places - strangest faces, and most of all I've found friends.
Unlikely, some, and not prone to socializing, but they had within something worth recognizing, some spark, some element.
They thought not. I had to dig
and finally, they realized that maybe life was not so lonely after all.
And you know what? I buried my self-hate. I am not perfect - but they have helped me see, that life is bigger than the all-important Me.

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Mhm, I've arrived.
I'm in a house with no furniture, on an air matress it seems I'll be sleeping until the seventh, when my household goods arrive. I get my own internet on the eighth, so I'll see more of you guys then. Right now I'm just focusing on getting from my house to base as fast as possible, and cataloging said paths in my head and in my GPS in the car. I talked to a Sgt who I knew back in Monterey - I met her at the PX on base again yesterday - and she said that Radio Bn is miserable. I'm inclined to believe her - she's not easy to annoy. Oh well. Unstructured, said she. Lazy, and lacking any kind of clear purpose? Dear Lord. I hope I have a good shop. I know some of the people I'll be working with anyhow, so that's nice. One of my friends from my XBox Live Call of Duty 4 group is also a marine here, so last night he came over and we got drunk and watched some movies on my laptop... guess my 4th of July weekend isn't a total bust, although I'd much rather be playing XBox than sitting on my arse being bored to tears with no furniture. Oh well.

LeJeune is a wonderful base, contrary to most opinions. I'm beginning to think most of the Naysayers who trashtalked LeJeune were just hard to please, and once more, it's that nefarious "Generation X" of new, young American boys who joined the Corps expecting an easy ride, bitching, moaning, whining and complaining about seeing USMC logos everywhere and just plain being little whiny bitches. Sorry about the profanity. I'm getting extremely annoyed. What, if I may be so bold to ask, were they expecting? The freaking Chairforce? Get real, devils. You joined, deal with it. I personally take pride in the fact that I'm a Marine, and I don't hold with this new attitude against the Corps that seems to be so prevalent among young marines. We even have an issue with being called "Devil Dog" by other marines, apparently. Some whiny little greasemonkey got his panties in a bunch over being called "Devil Dog" by another Marine and called it "hazing". Charge was upheld. That is disgusting. I love my USMC bumper stickers, my USMC overthrow on my couch, my Marine t-shirts, and my cammie netting hanging over my desk. I joined the Corps because I love Marine Corps history, the older Marines that I have met, and what that stands for. I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to join the now-popular "eff the USMC" attitude among boots nowadays. That is ridiculous. Well, I didn't mean for this to turn into a rant, but a rant it has become. End Rant. >>

Thank you guys so much for the 21,000+ pageviews... I've no idea who got them... I'll have my eyes open for 22,000.

Love you guys immensely. Stay safe and stay creative. And for my fellow DEVIL DOGS, stay motivated. There's never a time to talk trash about your Corps. You don't have to run around saying Oorah all the time, but if someone smiles at you and tosses an "Oorah" your way, don't give them a dirty look, you amalgamated asswipes. Be a decent fellow - or lassie - and give an Oorah back for history's sake.

Yours truly and Semper Fi,

Corporal Rodhurst, USMC
2nd Radio Bn, Camp LeJeune

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